I looked at tickets today and looked at the abysmal chances of winning $500. Don't know why '$500' in particular, but whatever. I got five $20 scratch offs because I felt like burning money today and didn't have a fireplace. After the third dud, I got annoyed given that I picked from the 20s, knowing I hate the current $20 scratch offs out there now. The fourth ticket out of the five gave me $40. I didn't care. I went to the last ticket and I scratched off the first mumber. $100. I still didn't care and felt a bit more annoyed. I ceased buying the $20s scratch offs for a long while, but I damn near spent more than $100 on them since last summer. Keep your $100, Lotto.

One number down, another $50. Then another $50..$50, $200, $50.

$500 born out of anger. I should get one last celebratory $20 which will 100% be a dud. (This is all satire of course I'm happy for the win, the 20s have been horrible to me for a long time though)!